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Checking in

It's been more or less a month so I thought I'd best check in! Still breathin', still fuckin'. And currently farting like a Clydesdale (I love Mexican Beans!!1111!!!) Fret not, fullas: as a conscientious hooker, beans, spicy food, kimchi etc are all limited to non-hooking nights. Believe me, I learned my lesson after the Kellogg's All Bran incident of July 2019....


I've been good. Having a brilliant summer, getting amongst it in the great outdoors as much as I can, in between hooking and the various other things I get up to.


I know there's never been much in the way of personal news on this page -- because some things are best saved for in person, right? But as always, any site updates, changes in my availability etc will always be posted here. There ought to be some new photos coming within the next few weeks, so look out for those.


In the meantime, please accept an image of the Hawkins Hill Radar Dome. Mmm, look at that big bopper. Hellooooo baby. Yeah, this is the Big Bopper speakin'. Ohhh you sweet thang. So shiny, much round. (And now I will be going to hell for bastardising the lyrics to Chantilly Lace by the Big Bopper. Dammit. Rest in peace, big man.)



You gots a big dome, big dome

Urgh, see above as to why I don't offer dirty talk texting packages. My cringeworthiness truly knows no bounds. And on that note, when we meet in person next, remind me to tell you about my latest incident - January 2024, involving a fridge, a chisel, and a fuck tonne of ice. Like I said...the best yarns are always saved for those who actually book ;)


Anyway, back to Hawkins Hill. Was a first timer to the dome...seen it in the background on various walks over the years so a few weeks ago I decided to walk there via the Zealandia Fenceline, up to Brooklyn Wind Turbine then across to Hawkins Hill. A few other places I want to check out while the weather's still good - Mt Kaukau, Escarpment Track, Tane's Track - although those three are all revisits.


Looking forward to seeing you soon! I'll continue to be around for the rest of February and through until the end of March.


Catch ya later!


Gemma xoxoxo








An attempt at being artsy. Humour me.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

And last but not least, a sweeping vista for your consideration








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