I'm back, I'm back, I'm back! Consider this your bugle call! Your kick up the proverbial, if you will. Get bookin', good lookin'!
...Because the truth is, I just KNOW you've been desperately sad without me. Or, to put it more eloquently, I just KNOW that you've been flailing about in the ocean on a raft of despair.
....glub....glub.....glub....are you telling me that you're hearing the theme from "Jaws" arising from the murky depths of your despair? Duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn (etc)
Really? Because I don't hear anything. Despair? Sharks? Dun dun dun?
Come on now.....you fullas have me rolling my eyes so hard I can see my past incarnations.
No sharks, no bullshit, just strong painkillers (evidently!) and the fact that I, Gemma Rose: Independent Escort (outcall only wassup) am very much back, and ready to rock and roll for 2025 as long as my health allows! (I was unwell last year and didn't work at all from mid June through to the end of August...yikes....)
I feel so lucky that I had bookings organised to come back to - always a good feeling that's for sure. Last weekend I even had a dinner date for goodness' sake! It had been many months since my last, so when I revised my Services+Rates at the end of last year I gave the 3 hour dinner date a special rate for 2025. I'm a dream at the dinner table you guys, AND WAIT! THERE'S MORE! As I don't have a sweet tooth I won't be asking for dessert!
I've revised my hours for 2025 (again...) - so this year I'll be working shorter days on Sundays and Mondays - 7pm through to 10pm. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays are the usual 1pm -10pm.
I look forward to meeting you soon! Don't forget to watch out for those non-existent sharks.
Cheers,
Gemma xoxoxoxo
PS: To celebrate my return, click here for a picture of me....FACE OUT.