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D, September 2019

You're incredibly talented, and your

reactions when you're enjoying yourself are the absolute best. I can't stop smiling, and I can't wait to see you again next time I'm

in town.

R, September 2019

I think I'll call you Gem, it reflects you well being bright and beautiful.

DH, October 2019

Thank you for being such a lovely compassionate companion when I have

really needed it. No matter the

booking type or location you have provided me with these bonus extras; great conversations, comfort, fun, and a different view on life.

MR, October 2019

You should have to carry a sign 'Danger contact will be totally and awesomely addictive'.

Q. Do you offer natural services? Eg no condom?

A: I cannae do that, captain. As per NZ law I do not provide unprotected sexual services. 

Q. Do you have a phone number?

A. I sure do, my man. However, I changed my number and made it private in July 2018 and decided to go email only when it comes to initial contact for first time clients. If I've seen you before, texting/calling is totally fine :)

Q. I have been trying to reach you via text...I've seen you before, what's the problem?

A. Please email me and let me know your details - it's likely I no longer have the phone number you're texting. Also, in 2018 I got a new phone and mucked something up in iCloud - not sure what I did exactly but it meant I lost all the numbers I'd saved as contacts.  So it's nothing personal I assure you! Just flick me an email and I'll let you know my current number. 

Q. Do you receive anal, rimming etc?

A. That's gotta be an unequivocal no from me, my dude. 

Q. How long have you been Gemma Rose for?

A. I started on May 1st, 2017 and worked through to September 2018. I then took a break from October 2018 - June 2019 as I was going back and forth between NZ and the UK, whilst also trying to combat lupus flareups and thyroid problems. A thoroughly forgettable period of my life. I returned as Gemma Rose in June 2019.

Q. How long have you been hooking for?

A. I started in 2013 at a well known high end Wellington agency, 9 months later I moved onto a now defunct high volume brothel. (bookings were more frequent, vs an average of 3-4 bookings per week at the agency). Took a break for a few years, then in May 2017 started independent work as Gemma. So to answer your question...off and on for the past six years.

Q. Any health issues?

A. In 2009 I was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease called lupus erythematosus and am subject to flare ups every now and then...mainly consisting of fatigue, and rashes on my chest and back.  No, it's not contagious. 

 

Sex work is an occupation that is accessible for those like myself who live with a chronic illness. It offers the flexibility I've never encountered in a 9-5 civilian role. 

Q. What do you wear to bookings?

A. A red vinyl mini skirt and a 90's ringer tee with "Happy Hooker" plastered on the front. No bra, obviously - and boy oh boy, that Wellington chill really makes the ol' nipples stand to attention! You can find me in this getup, sitting in your hotel lobby. Obviously I'll have portable speakers with me, blasting out "Roxanne" by The Police on repeat.  I jest, I jest.....I'm generally outcall only, and as discretion is important to me I wear smart casual business wear, typically this is a pair of dress pants/smart jeans, top, and a coat.  During the summer months my go-to outfit is a pair of tight jeans, nice top and a leather jacket. Smart lingerie is underneath all of this, of course. If you would prefer me to come in trackpants and puffer jacket (you can take the girl out of the Manawatu but you can't take the Manawatu out of the girl!) then all you have to do is ask!

Q. Do you offer costume / uniform requests, and roleplays? Eg schoolgirl outfit, nurse etc.

A. I don't take clothing requests - I'm happy to wear stockings and suspenders (can change into these at your hotel) but I intentionally don't offer uniforms or do role play as I've found the two services go hand in hand and it's not something I enjoy. In PSE bookings (when I worked for an agency) I always felt silly and unsexy dressing in things I didn't like or felt forced to wear. Each to their own...I'm just being honest. If/when I come across a good quality costume that would actually suit and flatter me I will absolutely start taking requests. 

Q. Do you give discounts?

A. Due to low overheads (for outcalls) I feel my rates are extremely reasonable already, and discounts have already been applied to all sessions 90 mins and over. The longer the booking, the greater the discount. 

Q. Will you ever text me out of the blue?

A. Unsolicited contact isn't my jam, and discretion is paramount - so no, no texts, no emails, no bullshit.

Q. Would you enjoy a drink with me in a booking?

A. If you're having one, I would love to join you. As I have my transport sorted, there is no risk of drink driving etc. So....bottoms up!

Q. Incalls or outcalls? Or both?

A. Outcalls have always been my preference, as reflected in my rates. Incalls are sometimes offered, at a higher rate to cover room hire costs. At the time of writing this, December 2019, I am not offering incalls. If/when I offer incalls again you can be sure I'll advertise the fact. 

Q. What happens if we see each other in the street?

A. I'd never approach you - discretion and privacy is assured.

Q. What do you do with condoms after a booking?

A. I will take the condom away, rinse it out, and hang it on the line to dry, ready to use again on the next lucky man.

Just messing with you - I put them in tissue and chuck them in your bin, or maybe you might prefer to do that for me. Some people have asked that I take the used condom/s with me as they don't want them in their house / hotel bin, and that's fine - I just take them with me and chuck in the nearest public bin.
 

Q. Any STD's?

A. Sex work is my sole source of income and I take strict measures not to jeopardise my career - protection is used at all times and this is non-negotiable. I get tested regularly at NZPC, as should all sex workers. I'm very strict on all things sexual health, and I hope you are too. 

Q. Do you like it rough?

A. Not really...UNLESS I'm on top, in which case I will assume the role of horny maniac extraordinaire, and ride you into oblivion! 

Q. Do you see clients with disabilities?

A. I have experience with clients who are differently abled, so the answer is yes! I have enjoyed the company of several clients over the years who have been differently abled - some physically, some intellectually. When approaching me for a session please let me know more information, so I can get an idea of what your body is capable of enjoying.

Q. Are you LBGTQ friendly?

A. Yes

Q. Will you boot me out as soon as I've blown my load?

A. Haha, that would just be rude! Besides, the majority of my bookings are outcalls, so if you want me gone after you've came, then you'll have to do the booting! The way I see it, you've paid for a certain amount of time and I intend on giving you the time you've paid for. If time (and other factors haha) allow for another round, then that's fine - or if you just want to have a cuddle or a cuppa then that's fine too! 

Q. Are multi shots allowed?

A. Yep

Q. Do you do party bookings?

A. No, I don't. I've never done any sort of recreational drug (apart from the odd joint once in a blue moon.) 

Q. Most embarrassing hooking experiences? 

A. Plenty! A few that spring to mind though, would be:

1) A lunch date at the Wellington library cafe, where the client was really loudly and enthusiastically boasting about the size of his daughters breasts. I shit you not. Being a busy lunchtime, the place was packed, and people absolutely heard him braying about his offsprings' boobies...people were staring...it was so awkward! I politely told him to lower the volume, but to no avail - this bad boy was clearly in his element...so I resigned myself to being sat there red faced and sweating like a speechwriter at a Trump press conference.

2) Another lunch date (cursed?) at a tightly packed cafe/restaurant in Wellington, where the client loudly broadcasted my profession, and kept referring to it over the duration of the meal. People next to us heard for sure - we were packed in like sardines. The waiter (who kept coming over and fucking around with cutlery, water etc) also heard. Discretion was definitely a one way street on that day.

3) An outcall at a hotel...went directly to the hotel from my house with no stops. I had taken the payment and reached into my bag to get my condom pouch, whilst maintaining eye contact and chatting with the client. Trying to be classy and all that jazz. I reach for the condom pouch and felt something cold and slimy on my hand. Dammit, the lube had leaked, I thought. My hand still in the bag, I had a look and what did I see but a bloated brown slug that was in my bag! Wtf? I lived in a typical unhealthy Wellington rental without a doubt, but slugs were never a problem in the house....so how had one got into my hooker handbag? For slugs' sake! Whilst still chatting and maintaining eye contact with the client (and my hand still in the bag) I managed to wrap the slug in a supermarket docket, then when I took my shower I brought my bag into the bathroom with me, and dumped the slimy offender (and potential cockblocker, if the client had seen!) in the bin. A sluggin' sureal experience, without a doubt. 

4) My first dinner date with a dear client who I have known, now, for nearly 2 years. He was telling me about his visit to Jim Morrison's grave in Paris and I was listening intently, so intently in fact that I hadn't noticed that the end of my ponytail was swimming in a pool of beef au jus....

The latter two are more just me being...me....but with number 1 and 2, I was well and truly embarrassed. Discretion is paramount, peeps! 

Q. Do you see older clients?

A. The majority of clients I see are between 45-60. That said, all ages (18+!) are welcome. The youngest client I've seen was 18, the oldest was 72. As long as you're respectful and 18+, I'd love to see you.

Q. Have you ever done a couples booking?

A. YES! And I love doing them, as reflected in my couples rates structure

Q. Does the GFE start when a booking is confirmed?

A. The GFE starts when I knock on your door, or when you knock on my door :) Bookings shouldn't take more than a handful of emails to organise. 

Q. Can I pay you in drugs?

A. Lol  considering I don't even do drugs and never have (apart from weed occasionally)...the answer is no. The only form of payment I take is New Zealand dollars in cash.

Q. If I cancel a booking may I try again with a booking in future?

A. I understand that life happens. Yes, I would love to see you at another time. However, if you cancel the second booking as well, you will need to pay a full, non-refundable deposit for your third attempt. If you cancel the third attempt then your full deposit is forfeit.

Q. What other instances do I need to make a deposit?

A. New clients wanting to book 3 hours or more, or in fact any situation where I get timewaster/fantasy booker vibes. 

Q. Do you get bookings every single day of the week?

A. Not usually. There have been some weeks where I have had bookings every single day but those are rare. But...not a single week has ever gone by where I have had zero bookings. Some weeks I could have just one booking...other weeks I could have several. 

Q. Ever had a lady book you?

A. No. I have had a handful of inquiries and they've all turned out to be timewasters, or have ghosted me upon my saying

I'm available to see them. 

Q. What happens if you cancel?

A. If I do need to cancel you will be given as much notice as possible as well as a discount off your next booking.

Q. Can you turn up to my outcall location in the middle of winter wearing a little black dress with nothing underneath?

A. NO

Q. Can we meet at the bar for a drink first?

A. We can do if you really want to, but please be aware that my time starts the moment we meet. 

Q. What are your "Gemma Rose bucket list" items?

A. I had a Fly Me To You pretty early on, but I'd love an international Fly Me To You! More realistically, though, I'd love to hook my way around New Zealand! Many years ago I went on a massive roadie from Cape Reinga to Bluff, and everywhere in between, apart from Gore area (no particular reason why not), and Stewart Island. I'd love to do that again, but to work at the same time and have good times with kickass clientele the length and breadth of the country. Touring is very risky though so I'm playing it safe instead with a touring request form ;) I would not feel comfortable touring without having pre-arranged bookings.

Q. Do you have any work experience outside of escorting?

A. Yes, I worked for several years straight after leaving school, largely in the insurance industry. Also in database admin and a technical support role for a controversial payroll system.

Q. Do you give anal, rimming etc?

A. If you have a strap on, I'm happy to use it on you at no extra charge. I am also experienced in prostate massage and can do this for $50 extra - please let me know before the booking so I can bring gloves. I can also offer rimming for $50 extra - again, please let me know before the booking commences so I can bring a dental dam. I will not offer rimming or any type of anal play without a barrier. 

Q. Do you click with every client you see?

A. That would be great, in an ideal world, but...no. Sometimes it just doesn't happen. It's no one's fault - I know that with each and every client I give the same service as always, so nothing to worry about further. That's life! 

Q. The longest client you've had?

A. Long as in duration of time? I started as Gemma in May 2017 and there are several guys I've seen continuously since then. 

Q. I want to know the real you...you seem more interesting than Gemma.

A. Wtf? If you've spent more than five minutes at my website or met me in person then you already DO know the real me. Gemma IS me, albeit with a different name for privacy/security/stigma reasons. Do you think I'd go to such a great effort on my website just to curate a fake personality in the hopes of money? Never gonna be that desperate, matey.

 

What you see is what you get - and I've gone to great lengths to try to convey that on my website. 

 

 I could not sustain a fake personality. 

Q. Do you have an age preference with clients?

A. Not really. I have seen clients as young as 18 (yes, I did ask for ID!) and the oldest I've seen was 72. The majority of clients I see tend to be in the 40-65 age bracket. 

Q. Do you see virgins?

A. Yes, I have seen several virgins - if you are new to sex please let me know prior, so I don't make things awkward by making assumptions about your knowledge etc. 

Q. Have you ever done an international fly me to you?

A. I have done fly me to you's but as of yet they've all been in New Zealand. That said, I am passport ready ;)

Q. Does an hour mean an hour with you?

A. I can't even remember the last time I had an hour booking, what with my 90 min special rate! I get what you mean though, and yes it really does. Clients absolutely get the time they pay for, and get an all-inclusive Gemma Rose experience.

Q. Easiest way to make you orgasm?

A. Oral on me...all about that clit! Licking is the way to go. In other words, if you're a purveyor of pussy/connoiseur of c*nt, you'd do well to book a session with me. 

Q. How about fingering?

A. If you're after an orgasm and genuine pleasure, I find that the tongue works best on me. Fingering can often be painful and lead to thrush or BV, which then means a loss of income as I can't work.

Q. Do you shower before a booking?

A. Absolutely, I will arrive at your outcall location freshly showered, and I have a quick freshen up once I've arrived too. 

Q. How do I pay you?

A. At the very start of the booking we'll "get the paperwork out of the way" and then get down to the GOOD TIMES!

Q. Do I have to email you to make another booking?

A. All first-time clients need to book through email, yeah, and I'll give you my phone number after that if you prefer texting.

Q. Will you participate in a gang bang?

A. No

Q. Can we go to McDonalds for our dinner date?

A. Fast food doesn't agree with me...if you know what I mean.

Q. Do you accept costume requests (eg policewoman, nurse etc)

A. For me personally that would fall into the PSE category (porn star experience) which I do not currently offer. As for stockings, suspenders etc I do have those, which I would be happy to wear upon request. 

Q. Do you do bi-doubles?

A. For sure. A year or so ago I even did a bi TRIPLE...insane times! Lots of whipped cream...boobs and bums galore! And that's all I'm gonna say about that ;) 

Q. Do you do car bookings?

A. No - never have and never will.

Q. Are you 420 friendly?

A. Yes

Q. Most unusual places you've had a booking?

A. I've only done bookings in houses and hotels. However I've had some odd requests in my time, though - cars, behind a bush at a park, in a treehouse that wasn't even on the enquirers' property (!!!!!), in an office, in a vacated commercial building...

Q. It's fun to play at the Y-M-C-A

A. I don't doubt it for a second my friend...however for my own comfort I do not provide outcalls to youth hostels / backpackers / dormitory style set-ups. Thanks for your understanding!

Q. Can I smoke during our sessions?

A. If it's an outcall at your house, then sure man, whatever. I'll not be offended. ​Hope you've got some mouthwash on hand!

Q. Can we meet up prior to a booking so I can get to know you?

A. Yes, absolutely. I offer a social rate which is $120 for 60 mins, which is paid in advance via internet banking. We can meet up at a coffee/ bar of your choice in Wellington city. 

Q. I want to book you for a Couples session as a surprise for my wife. That okay?

A. No.

 

It's absolutely imperative that your wife is aware of the proposed booking and consents to it. Likewise if you are a wife and wanting to surprise your husband. All parties need to be aware and consenting.

Q. How do you avoid timewasters? Also, are you picky with clients?

A. My TW radar is usually pretty spot-on although on the odd occasion I'm sure I've been off the mark.

 

"U avail?", "Hi", "U workin" type emails do not spark joy, so they're ignored. Also I do tend to tune out pretty quickly if I feel like getting basic information from you (name, location etc) is comparable to drawing blood from a stone; it shouldn't take several back and forth emails to get the information that I need from you and would much rather engage with someone who can communicate effectively from the very start. Don't forget - I have gone to great lengths to provide you with extensive details about myself and the services I offer - yet I know nothing about you - at all. Polite and informative communication goes a long way in creating a fantastic first impression! 

An example:

Hey Gemma, my name is George. I'll be in Wellington at the (insert hotel name here) on the 3rd of December and was wondering if you would be around in the early evening for 90 mins? Cheers.

Or:

Hey Gemma, my name is John. Are you available for an hour at 3pm on 22nd June? I'm in Tawa. Thanks

Too easy!

Also, if you have any further questions / requests feel free to mention - I know this FAQ is extensive and I'm not going to bite your head off if there's something you've missed! My screening is rigid because 1) I need to feel safe and 2) I need to be sure we are the right match. (Eg - a waste of your time and mine if you contact me thinking I'm size 6 with a penchant for taking it up the ass.) 

Q. Do I need to give you my specific address in my first communication to you?

A. No, but I will need your general location (suburb) in that first email. Then when I get back to you and we're about to confirm, I'll ask for your address. If it's at a hotel/motel I can easily find the address online :)

Q. I know you don't offer anal but would you consider it, just for me?

A. No

Q. Will you turn up stoned?

A. Never!

Q. Do you genuinely enjoy what you do?

A. I absolutely do - I would never do something I didn't enjoy. 

Q. I'm 23, good looking, clean and slim. How much?

A. Please see my "Services and Rates" page for more information. Also; please realise that not a single fuck is given as regards your physique / age. You pay me my rate, you have excellent hygiene and you're respectful of my boundaries. That's all that comes into it :)

Q. Can I take photos/videos of you/us in a session?

A. No

Q. Do you have many regulars?

A. I feel that I have answered this question already...but...I'd say roughly 80-85% are returning customers, whom I've enjoyed professional relationships with for over 2 years. The majority are people who travel to Wellington regularly on business. Only a few guys a month are Wellington locals. 

Q. I don't require "full service" by way of penetrative sex but keen on oral etc.  How much for an hour?

A. $240 as per my "Services and Rates" page.

Any nudity and/or sexual interaction requires my non-negotiable, advertised fee. No discount will be given on a fee that is already more than fair.

 

Social dates are available at $120 per hour in a public setting.

Q. Do you offer toys?

A. No. I offer a Girlfriend Experience with a few listed extras - toys are not included unless you have your own and want me to use them on you / you use them on me (with a condom)

Providers typically offer toys as part of a "GFE Plus" / "Porn Star Experience" booking. These service types command a higher rate and for good reason. I simply offer an intimate GFE and as such requests for toys are rare. However, I'm not against toys by any means, and I look forward to offering them as an extra as soon as possible. 

Q. Is it okay that I consider you a friend?

A: I see no issue with that, as long as already established boundaries remain unbroken.  If I've seen you more than once it means I genuinely like and enjoy you, therefore I consider you a friend also. A secret friend, but a friend nevertheless. 

Q. Looking at your availability table...what does "not available" mean?

A. Not available to work - either have other commitments/seeing friends/family/nursing a gigantic food baby after overdosing on chocolate Digestives...etc etc.

Q. Which duration do you recommend for first timers?

A. 90 mins 

Q. Which durations are the most popular?

A. I find that 90 mins and 2 hours are my most popular durations. 

Q. Have you noticed a drop in bookings since you increased your hourly rate?

A. No, because 60 minute bookings are rare for me - looking at my records they occur once or twice a month. They were few and far between before the price increase and few and far between now.  I find that 90 minutes and over is the perfect duration for an all inclusive gfe. My 90 minute special rate is permanent and only $30 more than my hourly rate.

Q. What's the story behind the 90 min "special rate"?

A. I can't even remember...so I guess not much of a story behind it, haha. It's always existed. I would have introduced it to encourage longer bookings, I'm sure. Bloody well worked, too - 1 hour bookings are rare! 90 min and 2 hour bookings are my most popular durations. 

Q. I can't afford you...what are my options?

A. Wellington is teaming with escorts - you could shop around to find someone at a rate that suits your budget, or perhaps you could put some money aside each payday and save up? 

Q. Do you shave your body hair?

A. Yes

Q. May I get you a gift? 

A. You really don't have to go above and beyond by way of a gift. However, if you insist, I would absolutely love an e-gift card from Mecca or Superette. You can set the amount yourself, and the voucher is emailed to me and I can shop online. Click here to purchase a Mecca e-gift card: https://www.meccabeauty.co.nz/gift-cards/purchase

or

https://www.superette.co.nz/gift-voucher-email.html

Q. Do you do CBT?

A. No. If I offered that, I would list it. 

Q. I'm an escort...can we do bi-doubles together?

A. For sure, I'm happy to work with anyone who wants to. Feel free to flick me an email and a link to your website or ad profile, to check you're legit. 

Q. I am a man of colour...is this a problem? Yes or no.

A. NO

Q. I wear an ankle bracelet right now...is this a problem

A. No. No judgement, no bullshit as per my "Services and Rates" page

Q. I'd feel more comfortable if I left my t-shirt on during any physical interaction. Is that okay?

A. Yes

Q. What is your ideal gift? 

A. An e-card from Mecca or Superette, but I also go gaga over shower caps (you can never have too many in this line o'work) and business class amenities bags.

Q. Why do you wear a scrunchy on your wrist?

A. I like to have a scrunchy on hand (well, on wrist) to tie up my hair when giving you what will hopefully be a glorious blowjob.

Q. If I book you for an international Fly Me To You are you going to insist on flying business class?

A. No! I wouldn't let you. Economy is just fine - and yes, I have travelled long haul several times, all in economy. Birmingham to Dubai sat near the toilet wasn't great, but that's by the by...

Q. Hey, I know you've stated that you don't currently provide toys, but...do you currently provide toys?

A. .......no........

Q. Incalls are safer than outcalls surely? 

A. Not in my case.............................

Q. Hi Emma, how do I book?

A. Hiya.  On the front page of my website I have instructions on how to book, in a text box for added visibility. All of my advertisements also state how to book. (Name, booking duration, location). Too easy! Cheers, Gemma

Q. What is your favourite thing about escorting? Sex, money, or people. You can only pick one.

A. People. I love meeting new people, hearing their stories, having them share their insights with me. Love the yarns, love the laughs, love connecting. There are some things in life you can't put a price on!  The sexual and financial gratification is right up there for sure, and it would be bullshit to make out that money doesn't matter because of course it does. But first and foremost, it's the people. 

Q. When is your birthday?

A. December 3rd

Q. What are your hobbies?

A. Current affairs, NZ film, computers, cats, music,  the paranormal, rugby (watching), MP online racing, hiking

Q. Any kids?

A. No, I've never had kids / given birth etc...I'm childfree by choice and have been for as long as I can remember. 

Q. Any tattoos?

A. Yeah, two on my arm that are in various stages of being removed. Quite the shitshow to be honest. I've had over 10 laser sessions since 2014...very much an ongoing thing.  Next time I'll just buy the t-shirt.

Q. Any stretch marks?

A. Yeah, a few on my hips, breasts, and lower back, as a result of being various weights over various stages of my life. My standard weight ranges from 55 - 58 kg, however a few years ago I went up to 70kg as a side effect from antidepressants. I went off antidepressants in 2017 and lost over 15kg.  Nowadays my current weight as of August 2019 is 58 kg.


Q. Do you drink alcohol?

A. Sure do! Cider is my preferred poison...but I'll pretty much drink anything. Rum and coke zero, whiskey and coke zero...hell, even white wine...but only when desperate.

Q. What are your favourite bands/artists?

A. So many! An eclectic mix, as I'm sure you'd expect. To name a few: The Beatles (in a big way!), Pet Shop Boys, The Doors, Queen, David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, Snoop Dogg, Split Enz, The Who, NWA, George Harrison, Paul McCartney and Wings, Jimi Hendrix, Fischerspooner, Depeche Mode (before they went grungy/alternative), Traffic, Neil Young, Marilyn Manson, Oasis, Blur, Cream, Simon & Garfunkel, Steely Dan, Pink Floyd, Joy Division, REM, and many more! 


Q. Do you have a Twitter?

A. I do: the username is GemmaRoseNZ. I'm not a prolific tweeter but yep, I've got an account.

​Q. Your favourite perfume?

A. I'm a true Guerlain aficionado, much preferring the older classics as opposed to some of the houses' newer iterations. My favourite Guerlain would have to be Mitsouko, which was created in 1919! Although obviously the formulation is quite different these days due to IFRA regulations, blah blah blah. Shalimar is also a tried and true fave.

 

Aside from Guerlain, other favourites include Fracas by Robert Piguet,  Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian, and Carnal Flower by Dominique Ropion (Frederic Malle). All admittedly rather loud, obnoxious scents, which is why I never wear perfume in bookings. I just lightly spray with a cheap Impulse or equivalent. 

Fun fact: Before hooking, I had a fragrance review channel on Youtube. 

Q. Do you have a Facebook?

A. No, I hate Facebook with a vehement passion

Q. You've mentioned NZ film as a hobby. What are some of your favourite NZ films?

A. Goodbye Pork Pie (the original), Smash Palace, The Quiet Earth, Sleeping Dogs, Jack Be Nimble, Vigil, Heavenly Creatures, An Angel At My Table and many more!

Q. Who did your website graphics?

A. I did, using Photoshop.

Q. Are you a gamer?

A. I spent a fair bit of time at the arcades when I was younger...Street Fighter was my jam, always played as Ken or Akuma...sometimes Chun-Li (those legs!!). Used to play a lot of Burnout 3/4 back in the day, as well as NFS. These days my game of choice is Asphalt 9: Legends, which I play on my phone.  

Q. Do you smoke?

A. I smoked cigarettes for several years, but not so much these days. In November 2017 I got switched onto vaping, via a client! If there's a ciggy on offer though....hehehe....

Q. Any piercings?

A. Just my ears. I used to have my tongue pierced in three different places (all in a line) but those days are well and truly over! The tongue piercings were during a "poser punk" phase, many years ago...even tried to get into the music of the Sex Pistols, but yeah...nah. Not a fan eh!

Q. Your favourite cars?

A. This changes frequently but right now: W Motors Lykan Hypersport, Pininfarina H2 Speed, Rezvani Beast X, Lamborghini Aventador J, Pagani Huayra BC, Bugatti Chiron, Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport, VLF Force 1 V10, Porsche 918 Spyder...love me some exotic rides ;)

Q. What countries have you been to?

A. Australia, Singapore, Malaysia, USA, England, Scotland. 

Q. I would love to give you a pamper gift...how about a facial or a manicure?

A. I really appreciate the gesture, but anything pamper-related would not spark joy. Its just...not me. Thank you, though!

Q. But I want you to treat yourself! 

A. You really don't have to go above and beyond by way of a gift. However, if you insist, I would absolutely love an e-gift card from Mecca or Superette. You can set the amount yourself, and the voucher is emailed to me and I can shop online. Click here to purchase a Mecca e-gift card: https://www.meccabeauty.co.nz/gift-cards/purchase

or

https://www.superette.co.nz/gift-voucher-email.html

Q. What are your favourite TV shows?

A. I don't really watch tv and can go for weeks without switching it on. When I do, though, I like catching up on Home and Away and Coronation Street! I also really enjoy nature/wildlife documentaries narrated by the absolute institution  that is David Attenborough. I also love The Crown!!!

Q. Favourite live concert you've been to?

A. Paul McCartney in Auckland 2017

Q. You're a Deadhead!!

A. Yeah, man! My favourite Grateful Dead song is "Althea"! I also love "Shakedown Street", "Estimated Prophet", and "China Cat Sunflower" (live in Paris 1972 version)

Q. Are you left or right handed?

A. Left hand to write, right hand for everything else

Q. Who are your favourite actors and actresses?

A. Bette Davis, Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, Kristen Dunst, Kate Winslet

Q. Do you like British comedies?

A. It takes a lot to get a chuckle out of this grumpy mare...but I enjoy Only Fools and Horses, Open All Hours, Mr Bean, Sorry, Monty Python...particularly "The Life Of Brian", financed by my man George Harrison!