FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Welcome to my FAQ page, boasting a word count rivalling Tolstoy's War and Peace! (I've told myself a million times not to exaggerate).
Q. Do you offer natural services? Eg no condom?
A: I cannae do that, captain. I abide by the Prostitution Reform Act 2003 and only provide safe and legal services.
Q. Do you have a phone number?
A. I sure do, my man. However, I changed my number and made it private in July 2018 and decided to go email only when it comes to initial contact for first time clients. My phone number isn't some huge secret, everyone I've seen in person has my number.
Q. Do you receive anal, rimming etc?
A. Nope. No backdoor shenanigans on me :)
Q. I have been trying to reach you via text...I've seen you before, what's the problem?
A. Please email me and let me know your details - it's likely I no longer have the phone number you're texting. Also, in 2018 I got a new phone and mucked something up in iCloud - not sure what I did exactly but it meant I lost all the numbers I'd saved as contacts. So it's nothing personal I assure you - just flick me an email and I'll let you know my current number.
If you already know my Vodafone number and you're not getting replies to your texts, feel free to email me instead. When I'm at home I'm on 1 bar of reception if I'm lucky. Sometimes zero bars. Often I can't even make phone calls, and I know for a fact I don't receive all of texts that are sent to me.
Email / WhatsApp is the best way of contacting me.
Q. How long have you been an escort for?
A. I worked full time as Gemma Rose from 2017-2020, and moved to a part time basis in 2021.
As for hooking itself, I started at Paradise Club (an agency in Wellington) in 2013 and was there on a part time basis for just under a year. After that I took a few years off to pursue other passions, save for a few stints at various brothels.
Here's a few pics of me from the olden days.
Q. What do you wear to bookings?
A. A red vinyl mini skirt and a 90's style ringer tee with "Happy Hooker" plastered on the front. No bra, obviously - and boy oh boy, that Wellington chill really makes the ol' nipples stand to attention! You can find me in this getup, sitting in your hotel lobby. Obviously I'll have portable speakers with me, blasting out "Roxanne" by The Police on repeat. I jest, I jest.....I'm generally outcall only, and as discretion is important to me I wear smart casual business wear, typically this is a pair of dress pants/smart jeans, top, and a coat. During the summer months my go-to outfit is a pair of tight jeans, nice top and a leather jacket. Smart lingerie is underneath all of this, of course. If you would prefer me to come in trackpants and puffer jacket (you can take the girl out of the Manawatu but you can't take the Manawatu out of the girl!) then all you have to do is ask!
Q. Do you offer outfit requests / costume / uniform requests eg schoolgirl outfit, nurse etc.
A. I prefer to choose my own outfits because I know what looks best on me. If it's something in the gallery - for sure, if I still have it - but please don't ask me to wear something you don't see me normally wear. It mightn't suit me, and if I don't feel sexy/confident it'll lessen the experience for both of us.
Q. Re sexual activities. What are your boundaries?
Anal, butthole touching, spreading apart of butt cheeks, fingering, biting, scratching, pinching, hair pulling, licking inside ears
Q. Do you give discounts?
A. I feel my rates are reasonable enough already, especially for sessions 90 mins or over. I have a preference for longer sessions which is why I've priced them the way I have. They're already discounted.
Q. Will you wear makeup for me
A. Yes, I always wear light eye makeup in all bookings, and lightly applied lipstick.
Q. Can I make a "no makeup" request?
A. You most certainly can, at your own peril
Q. Will you ever text me out of the blue?
A. Unsolicited contact isn't my jam, and as a hooker discretion is obviously paramount - so no, no texts, no emails, no bullshit.
Q. Would you enjoy a drink with me in a booking?
A. If you're having one, I would love to join you. As I have my transport sorted, there is no risk of drink driving etc. So....bottoms up!
Q. Can I make a request for you to turn up to our booking in track pants?
A. TAKE ME HERE AND NOW, SIR!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!
Alternative answer: Yes, you can. Bear in mind that by default I will never turn up to a booking in track pants ;)
However, if you want me to turn up in a virtually threadbare charcoal number from The Warehouse I can certainly accommodate that. I'm all about breathable materials, honey!
Q. Can I give you a gift as a token of my appreciation?
A. Gifting isn't necessary at all. But, if you insist, a tip would be fantastic and would go a hell of a long way, as would a testimonial. You can text or email it to me after we've met, and I'll type it up on my testimonials page.
Q. What happens if we see each other in the street?
A. I'd never approach you first - discretion and privacy is assured.
Q. What do you do with condoms after a booking?
A. Just the usual I guess - being that I simply take the condom away, rinse it out, and hang it on the line to dry, ready to use again on the next lucky man. If the need for the condom is time critical, I'll probably whip out the hair dryer to expedite the drying process.
Jokes, bruh. I put them in tissue and chuck them in your bin. Yes I'm more or less outcall only, but I still clean up after myself in each and every booking, I'm not going to leave condoms strewn all over your floor. Some people have asked that I take the used condom/s with me as they don't want them in their house / hotel bin, and that's fine - I just wrap 'em in tissue and take them with me, to chuck in my own bin
Q. Do you like it rough?
A. Not reeeaaalllly...UNLESS I'm on top, in which case I will assume the role of horny maniac extraordinaire, and ride you into oblivion! I'm in my element on top. A very intense + energetic experience for all parties involved.
Q. Do you see clients with disabilities? How do you treat them?
A. I prefer to use the term "differently abled", and yes I have experience with clients who are differently abled. When approaching me for a session please let me know more information, so I can get an idea of what your body is capable of enjoying.
If you are differently abled in an intellectual way all I ask is that you have an understanding of the nature of my work and what I provide.
I find that the majority of my differently abled clients don't need special treatment and don't want to be viewed any differently to other clients bar consideration for their individual needs. But, I would employ that same consideration with anyone else as a normal part of my job (eg, a client who was especially shy, anxious, overweight etc etc).
Q. Are you LBGTQ friendly?
A. I'm friendly and welcoming of anyone regardless of their orientation
Q. Most embarrassing escorting experiences?
A. Plenty! Here are a few of the tamer ones. The truly cringeworthy stories are best told in person ;)
1) A lunch date at the Wellington library cafe, where the client was really loudly and enthusiastically boasting about the size of his daughters breasts. I shit you not. Being a busy lunchtime the place was packed and people could absolutely hear him...people were staring...looks of disapproval abound...I was cringing so hard that I felt like collapsing into myself and turning into a black hole.
2) Another lunch date (are they cursed?) at a tightly packed cafe/restaurant in Wellington, where the client loudly broadcasted my profession, and kept referring to it over the duration of the meal. People next to us heard for sure - we were packed in like sardines. The waiter (who kept coming over to fuck around with cutlery, water etc) also heard. My face was redder than the CCP.
3) An outcall at a hotel...went directly to the hotel from my house with no stops. I had taken the payment and reached into my bag to get my condom pouch, whilst maintaining eye contact and chatting with the client. Trying to be classy and all that jazz. I reach for the condom pouch and felt something cold and slimy on my hand. Dammit, the lube had leaked, I thought. My hand still in the bag, I had a look and what did I see? A slimy brown slug! Wtf? I lived in a typical unhealthy Wellington rental at the time, but slugs were never a problem in the house....so how had one got into my hooker handbag? For slugs' sake! Whilst still chatting and maintaining eye contact with the client (and my hand still in the bag) I managed to wrap the slug in a supermarket docket, then when I took my shower I brought my bag into the bathroom with me, and dumped the slimy offender (and potential cockblocker, if the client had seen!) in the bin. A sluggin' sureal experience, without a doubt.
4) My first dinner date. The client was telling me about his visit to Jim Morrison's grave in Paris and I was listening intently, so intently in fact that I hadn't noticed that the end of my ponytail was swimming in a pool of beef au jus....
Q. Do you see older clients?
A. I am happy to - all ages (18+) are welcome
Q. What age range are your clients?
A. The majority seem to be in the 35 - 55 age range. Anyone 18+ or over is welcome though.
Q. Have you ever done a couples booking?
A. YES! And I love doing them, as reflected in my couples rates structure. Check my testimonials page for reviews from some of the lovely couples I've seen.
Q. Does the GFE start when a booking is confirmed?
A. The GFE starts when I knock on your door. Bookings shouldn't take more than a handful of emails to organise.
Q. Can I pay you in drugs?
A. Lol, considering I don't even do drugs and never have (apart from weed a handful of times)...the answer is no. The only form of payment I take is New Zealand dollars in cash, payable upon commencement of booking
Q. How regularly do you smoke weed?
A. I dunno...a handful of times a year? Have definitely toned it down in the 420 department
Q. What instances do I need to make a deposit?
A. Overnighters + FMTY require deposits
Q. Ever had a lady book you?
A. No. I have had a handful of inquiries and they've all turned out to be timewasters, or have ghosted me upon my saying I'm available to see them. Odd...
Edit: On March 6 2021 I had the pleasure of seeing my first solo female client!
Q. Would you do a MMF?
A. If I'd met at least one of the two males previously, then yeah, sure. I would do this for $600 for 1 hour, incall or outcall. Making this up as I go along by the way...no one would book this I'm sure
Q. What happens if you cancel?
A. If I do need to cancel you will be given as much notice as possible as well as a discount off your next booking.
Q. What's your take on street workers?
I don't really have a "take" on them? They're just...sex workers who work on the street?
If you're angling for me to shit on street workers then you're out of luck I'm afraid. I'm many things...but I'm not a snob, and I would not - and do not - look down on any worker, whether they be indoors or outdoors. At the end of the day we all suck D for $.
Q. Do you talk a lot when you're nervous?
The opposite. I talk a lot when I'm feeling relaxed and at ease :)
Q. Can we meet at the bar for a drink first?
A. We can do if you really want to, but please be aware that my time starts the moment we meet.
Q. Do you see virgins?
A. Yes, I have seen several virgins - if you are new to sex please let me know prior, so I don't make things awkward by making assumptions etc.
Q. Permission to pull your ponytail?
A. Depends on how hard you pull it. Permission for a third person to join us so we can finish with a three way handshake?
Q. Have you ever done an international fly me to you?
A. I have done fly me to you's but as of yet they've all been in New Zealand, and all with people I have met previously. Most FMTY are 24 hours but in November 2020 I had one for 48 hours.
I am not currently available for international fly me to you bookings for obvious reasons
Q. Easiest way to make you orgasm?
A. Oral on me...all about that clit! Licking is the way to go. In other words, if you're a purveyor of pussy/connoiseur of c*nt, you'd do well to book a session with me. Occasionally I also come during penetrative sex - but only when I'm on top, grinding down on your rock hard rod!! Oohhhhhh
Q. How about fingering?
A. If you're after an orgasm and genuine pleasure, I find that the tongue works best on me. Fingering can often be painful and lead to thrush or BV, which then means a loss of income as I can't work.
Q. Do you shower before a booking?
A. Absolutely, I will arrive at your outcall location showered, and I have a quick freshen up once I've arrived too.
Q. How do I pay you?
A. At the very start of the booking we'll "get the paperwork out of the way" and then get down to the GOOD TIMES!
Q. Do you count the money once it's been given to you? Sorry but that puts me off.
A. I count the money because the one time I didn't, I was shorted $100 (by a then regular client)
Another time, when counting, I noticed a client had given me $50 extra. When making him aware of this he admitted he had purposely done this "as a test" to "see if I was honest", and then he took the extra $50 back. A bizarre move.
Q. Why email only initially?
A. I went email only in 2018 and have never looked back. Being email only has cut down the amount of bullshit enquiries drastically. I don't miss having my phone number plastered online, and I don't miss waking up to a slew of missed calls, and texts sent in the middle of the night ("U up?").
Q. Will you participate in a gang bang?
A. If the price is right
Q. Do you get time wasters over email too? Or was it just through text.
A. A fuck tonne of time wasters over text, definitely not as many over email...but there are a still a few, yeah
Q. Can you send me some pics that aren't in your gallery?
A. Can you send me some money that isn't in my bank account?
Q. Can we go to McDonalds for our dinner date?
A. Sorry bud, that's gotta be a no from me. As reflected in my rates table, I don't come with airs or graces, nor demands for a 5 star dining experience. However - fast food doesn't agree with me, if you get what I mean. It's a lose-lose situation: goes in one end and out the other shortly after and then I'm hungry again. (Ahh...the Gemma Rose FAQ...it's oversharing central round here isn't it...)
Q. Can we do the dinner date at my place? I'm a whiz in the kitchen!
A. Oh, are you? That makes one of us! Yes, I am fine to do the dinner date at your place. Doesn't have to be anything flash either. The only caveat is I can't really cope with hard/crunchy food. No beans/lentils/broccoli/cauliflower either - love 'em all, but best enjoyed in my own private time because they make me fart like a Clydesdale
Q. What does a typical Gemma Rose booking look like?
A. Chat, drinks (optional), laughs, and fun in the bedroom. Companionship as well as intimacy in equal measure.
Q. Do you do car bookings?
Q. For dinner dates, can we do the bedroom component first?
A. YES! Please, for the love of God, yes!!!!!! I would very much prefer this. Nothing worse than riding dick when you've bloated up like Violet Beauregarde
Q. What don't you look for when selecting a client?
Race, weight, age (18+), appearance, marital status etc are of no consequence to me.
Q. Do you prefer incalls or outcalls?
Outcalls through and through. During my time as an independent escort I've more or less always been outcall only, save for a few brief spells of offering incalls too. The majority of my clients are businessmen travelling to Wellington who don't want to punt in their own backyard, and local fullas who I visit in their homes. My most popular month for incalls - ever - was October 2020, with a grand total of - wait for it - a whole 3 incall bookings! Versus over 20 outcall bookings that month. It's interesting because it seems that for most other providers it tends to go the other way (more incalls than outcalls).
Edit 21/9/21: Incalls are permanently unavailable.
Q. Can you remember your first booking as Gemma?
An Aussie chap, 90 mins. Nice guy, polite and respectful, just the way I like 'em. I had $24.90 to my name, so I was pretty much in awe of the $260 (my 90 min rate in 2017) I had just earned. Best believe I splashed out on a loaf of gluten free bread.
Q. Most unusual places you've had a booking?
A. I've only done bookings in houses and hotels. However I've had some odd requests in my time, though - cars, behind a bush at a park, in a treehouse that wasn't even on the enquirers' property (!!!!!), in an office, in a vacated commercial building. There was talk of a booking on a moored boat, but it never eventuated
Q. It's fun to play at the Y-M-C-A
A. I don't doubt it for a single millisecond...however for my own comfort I do not provide outcalls to youth hostels / backpackers / dormitory style set-ups. Thanks for your understanding!
Q. Can I smoke during our sessions?
A. If it's an outcall at your house, then sure man, whatever. I'll not be offended. You'll wash your hands afterwards, yeah?
Q. Do you smoke?
A. No. I smoked rollies for many years, but quit and took up vaping in November 2017.
Q. Are you a stoner?
Q. Can we drink alcohol together?
A. You know it my dude!
Vodka, whiskey, Scotch whisky, gin...the possibilities are endless! This hussy ain't fussy.
Q. I want to book you for a Couples session as a surprise for my wife. That okay?
A. Sorry, no - not as a surprise.
It's absolutely imperative that your wife is aware of the proposed booking and consents to it. Likewise if you are a wife and wanting to surprise your husband. All parties need to be aware and consenting.
Q. How do you avoid timewasters? Also, are you picky with clients?
A. Timewasters: Can only try to mitigate as best I can and on the odd occasion I've been off the mark. I'm not infallible...unfortunately! Nobody is.
When it comes to being picky with clients: I only reply to polite and respectful inquiries that give me the information I ask for (see "Make A Booking" area on the front page of this site)
Race, weight, appearance, age (18+) are of no consequence to me.
All I ask for is a polite introduction along with the initial details I need from you: duration, your preferred time, general outcall location. Polite and informative communication goes a long way in creating a fantastic first impression - it's also guaranteed a reply. Messages that do not meet these basic expectations will be ignored.
I tend to tune out pretty quickly if I feel like getting basic information from you (name, location etc) is comparable to drawing blood from a stone; it shouldn't take several back and forth emails to get the information that I need from you and would much rather engage with someone who can communicate effectively from the very start. Bookings should only take a few emails to organise. Don't forget - I have gone to great lengths to provide you with extensive details about myself and the services I offer, yet I know nothing about you - at all. It's a risky business y'know, and I need to feel safe. Not all money is good money, and that's something I've learned the hard way.
If you have a genuine question don't be afraid to reach out. Chances are your question will make the FAQ page :)
Q. Do I need to give you my specific address in my first communication to you?
A. No, but I will need your general location (suburb/hotel/motel name) in that first email. Then when I get back to you and we're about to confirm, I'll ask for your address. If it's at a hotel/motel I can easily find the address online :)
Q. Do I need to give you my real name?
A. No. But you do need to give me a name.
Q. I know you don't offer anal on you but would you consider it, just for me?
A. No. No backdoor shenanigans on me. There are some workers who offer this, usually at an extra charge. Good luck with your search!
Q. Can I take photos/videos of you/us in a session?
Q. I don't require "full service" by way of penetrative sex but keen on oral etc. How much for an hour?
A. $300 as per my "Services and Rates" page, incall only
Any in-person booking, regardless of nudity and/or sexual interaction, requires my non-negotiable, advertised fee.
No discount will be given on a fee that we both know is already more than fair.
Q. What's your cheapest rate?
A. $150 per hour dinner / drinking date (social)
Q. Which duration do you recommend for first timers?
A. 90 mins
Q. Which durations are the most popular?
A. 90 min outcalls
Q. What's the story with the 90 min outcall permanent special rate?
A. I started offering a competitive 90 min rate quite early on, to encourage 90 min bookings. 1 hour goes way too fast!
At the time of writing this (November 26 2020) I have had zero 1 hour outcalls this year. My last 1 hour outcall was in September 2019.
Q. I can't afford you...what are my options?
A. Wellington is teaming with escorts - you could shop around to find someone at a rate that suits your budget, or perhaps you could put some money aside each payday and save up? I have many clients who save up to see me and I really appreciate it
Q. Do you shave your body hair?
Q. May I offer you a box of chocolates?
A. I appreciate the gesture, but I'd have to politely pass. Hashtag weight loss journey etc etc etc
Q. Do you do CBT?
A. No. If I offered that, I would list it. I did do this in mistress bookings when I first entered the industry, and fucken hated it.
Q. I am a man of colour...is this a problem? Yes or no.
A. NO, and would never be. I'm sad that this even needs to be asked. Please, anyone else who is reading this...there is no reason to mention this in your communication with me.
Q. Would you be happy to vouch for me if another escort required it?
A. Yes, I can be a reference for you. Just let me know prior, and give the escort my email address and
have them contact me.
Q. I wear an ankle bracelet right now...is this a problem
A. No, provided it's an outcall, lol
Q. I'd feel more comfortable if I left my t-shirt on during any physical interaction. Is that okay?
A. Yes, of course!
Q. Why do you wear a scrunchy on your wrist?
A. I like to have a scrunchy on hand (well, on wrist) to tie up my hair when giving you what will hopefully be a glorious blowjob.
Q. Do you sell content (custom clips etc)
I fully appreciate the merits of diversification - the more side hustles the better - but content creation just isn't something I can get excited over - I don't have the talent or the motivation to hustle online for minimal pay, and privacy is a huge concern. My heart wouldn't be in it, and this would translate on camera for sure.
Don't misconstrue this - I'm not shitting on content creators in any way. I'm just being honest in saying that for me personally, creating videos/camming isn't of any interest to me, and it's something I wouldn't authentically enjoy.
As of 2021 I have other side hustles (outside of the sex industry) that I earn an income from.
When it comes to Gemma Rose: Independent Escort, doorknocking for D and face to face interaction is where it's at :)
Q. When is your actual birthday?
A. My legitimate, bona fide, true blue, fair dinkum birthday is December 3rd.
Birthday greetings/wishes would be meaningless to me if given on a different day. Fully appreciate why some escorts choose a different day, but for real I was born on December 3rd.
Q. When will you come to (insert town/city here)
A. Whenever you pay to fly me to you!
Q. Hi Emma, how do I book?
A. Hiya. On the front page of my website I have instructions on how to book, in a text box for added visibility. All of my advertisements also state how to book. (Name, booking duration, location). Too easy! Cheers, Gemma
Q. I know you prefer some notice but can I see you right now?
Q. Would you cancel on a new client if a regular wanted to book at the same time.
A. Nah, it's first come first served - if a new client booked for a certain time, and it's confirmed, then the time is theirs.
However, I can definitely try and make something work for a regular if they're open to another time. This has happened a few times in the past and in some cases I've worked past my advertised hours to accommodate them.
Q. What is your kink?
A. Door knocking for D
Q. I prefer an all inclusive GFE, so what's with the optional extras?
Apart from Shower Fun (which is certainly intimate) I feel that the rest of my optional extras don't fall into the GFE category.
Toy shows, strap-ons, spanking, golden showers and anal play definitely all deviate from my standard service so they incur an additional fee.
Q. Why do you like longer bookings?
Because I like to relax and take my time - I enjoy the emotional element of a date as much as the physical. Having a chat, having a laugh at the beginning relaxes us both and gives us the chance to build a connection (or if we've met before, a chance to catch up on each others' news).
This absolutely enhances our bedroom time.
Q. Do you give yourself days off?
Yes. Resetting/recharging is crucial!
Q. Do you have PIV sex in your Shower Fun extra
No! Just lathering up each other, hand jobs, kissing etc. No shower sex.
Q. Do you get your phone out in bookings?
No, that's rude
Q. Have you ever had your phone ring in a booking?
My phone is permanently on silent + do not disturb, 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
I have had clients whose phones have gone off in bookings, and when this happens I encourage them to take the call - could be their work, or a loved one etc. I remain silent during the call obviously, and if possible I might creep to the bathroom. Best to take the call to avoid suspicion I say. I won't be offended at all
Q. Your favourite position?
I'm in my element when I'm on top and in control, riding your dick into oblivion
Q. You seem to swear a lot on here...can I expect that in a booking too?
Not necessarily. There's no denying I have a foul mouth, but I try to "read the room"...if you start swearing first, then I'll see that as permission granted to start effing here and there as well.
However: the F-bomb may well be dropped upon orgasm (I always appreciate a good O!) and I apologise in advance. I really can't help it.
Q. Ever turned up to a booking commando?
Nope, but I have left several bookings commando hahaha. (Some choose to buy the panties I'm wearing...I know about this in advance yet ALWAYS seem to forget to bring another pair to change into!)
Q. How do you obtain FAQ's?
In-person conversations, email conversations, and some I have made up myself.
I've purposely been straightforward and open with my opinions, personality, preferences etc. This transparency helps to ensure we are both on the same page, and it lessens the risk of misunderstandings and bullshit in general.
This FAQ page is a true representation of who I am - and I know that I'm not for everyone. This is a good thing.
If you make it through the FAQ's and you're still interested, then there's a 99.9% chance we'll have an amazing time together.
Q. Your social media links please
My Twitter handle is @GemmaRoseNZ, although I can go for months without logging in. I'm not much of an online personality. I'm much more present in person I assure you.
Q. So are you saying you get zero time wasters via email?
I still get time wasters on email but nowhere near as many as I did when I had my number posted online.
Q. Can you tell when someone hasn't read your ad / your website?
Yes! One example would be the guy who has been emailing me once every few months since July 2019, asking how much 2 hours would cost. This can easily be found on my ads as well as the services and rates page - he can't be fucked to read an ad / click a button so I can't be fucked replying *evil laughter*
Q. What is the busiest month for you?
March, October, November
Q. What do you think about providers offering a "menu"?
A contentious issue among providers to be sure.......
Although no two bookings are the same, I do like to include a list of suggested activities as part of my GFE, because I want to be clear about what I offer. I can't even remember the last time someone has asked / assumed I've done something that isn't in my list of activities. Everyone who I end up meeting in person already knows what I do and what I don't do - because they've taken the time to read my website.
Q. I have met you a few times, and although I still intend to see you from time to time, I also enjoy punting with other ladies. Is that okay?
Of course it is! I don't own you!
Storytime: I saw a man a total of two times (lol), and a few weeks later he contacted me to say he couldn't see me anymore as he had met with another provider who had asked him to be "exclusive" to her. Odd.
Q. Most clients you've seen in a day?
7, working day shift at a brothel, just before Christmas in 2014. A little over $700 in hand after the brothel took their cut.
In September 2017 as Gemma I had a one off "incall day" at a hotel, where I worked from 2.30pm - midnight, saw 5 guys. That was okay. For incalls I definitely prefer a hotel situation rather than a shared space.
Q. How do we go about meeting in the hotel lobby? Do you promise to be discreet? What will happen?
Typically, I'll burst into the hotel lobby decked in sweat and my hair messed up due to the unforgiving Wellington southerly.
I'll then pause for a brief moment, before pounding my fists against my chest, huffing and puffing and chanting "Loud and proud, bitches! Palmy represent! Natural Double D tiddies!" over and over again.
Now that I've got everyone's attention I then announce to the world: "Hey, I'm Gemma - a rough diamond from Palmy originally, but here in Wellington to ride dick in hotels, motels, and private residences! You won't know of me as I barely advertise anywhere but nevertheless I'm a hoe by name and nature and tonight I'm here to give (your name and room number) a right royal rogering! Fuck yeah!"
All eyes are on me as I then jump over the reception desk, an offensive fart escaping me in the process. Should've laid off the Kellogg's All Bran...ahh well, never mind. I retrieve a red light out of my handbag and go about plugging it into the nearest power outlet. That way, when you come down out of the lift you'll see me under a red light - your own special, smelly Roxanne! You simply can't miss me!!
I notice a staff member has a telephone in his hand - who is he gonna call? Ghostbusters? The police? M-m-mental health? I don't want to find out - suddenly very self-aware, I high tail it out of there, turning my phone off as soon as I'm a safe distance away. I'll text you to cancel a few days after the fact. *shrugs*
Python-esque situations aside now...the reality is that privacy and discretion is as important to me as it is to you!
I don't dress or act in a way that would draw attention, and I have never experienced any issues in reception.
Clothing-wise, for outcall bookings I wear exactly what I would wear in a vanilla job. I'm not a frumpy dresser, but nor am I a provocative one. Clothes are one of the few things I don't cheap out on - I like quality NZ made stuff that lasts a lifetime if taken care of properly.
I can give you my word that your privacy and discretion is assured. I'm not ashamed of what I do, but I'm a private person and our rendezvous is no one else's business.
If you want to meet in the hotel lobby, just flick me a text when you're in the actual lobby and, as if by magic, I will appear right away. Usually I meet people outside the hotel, and we go through together. Or, we meet in the bar, where you will already be, and I walk through and join you. It's rare these days to find a hotel that isn't carded but if it's card free then I can go straight up to your room!
I have never, in 3 years and counting, encountered any issues in hotel reception areas. Please don't worry - discretion is something I take very seriously! I'm a professional and I act as such. We are all good.
Q. How are you finding the working climate in the age of Covid?
“And I? May I say nothing, my Lord?” - Oscar Wilde
Q. What guarantees can you make in a booking?
Guarantees? Well nothing in life is guaranteed my esteemed dude, apart from death, taxes and the inevitable return of Freddy Krueger....but I can guarantee you that:
- What happens and what is said in the room...stays in the room
- I won't send you any unsolicited texts or emails post-booking. No neediness, no strings, no bullshit. If you text / email through a testimonial or a basic thank you then I will reply straight away, but otherwise you won't hear from me again until you contact me for another booking.
- I will do my best to make sure you have a good time
- We will have a safe + responsible time
- I'll make sure your comfort is a priority. When I'm on top (my favourite!!) I do tend to vary the tempo - slow and sensual, a good hard pounding with boobies bouncing all over the show, then switching back to slow...etc etc. I check in with you often and ask that you let me know if you want me to slow down (or to go faster!)
- my jokes will make you laugh. Or cringe. Probably both!
Q. What do you think surprises clients when they see you?
Well, I hope there aren't any surprises because I have gone to great lengths to be as transparent as possible on this website, ensuring you are as informed about me as you could possibly be before even meeting me.
I know have a formal style of writing though, and I wonder if that causes me to come across as boring, militant, pussy harder to get into than Fort Knox etc etc.
I'm pretty laid back in person, I promise! AND...I'm extremely well mannered!
Q. What can I expect upon meeting you
A. You can expect me to arrive at your hotel (or your place) immaculately dressed - after all, discretion is important to us both. If we are meeting at a hotel we'll likely be meeting outside because the lifts are carded. I will greet you with a hug and we will go up the lifts to the privacy of your room where the good times will most certainly roll.
If your hotel isn't carded, I'll come up to your room and just loiter outside your door for a while, soaking up the atmosphere and making sure enough people walk past. Then I'll find a power outlet in the hallway to set up a microphone/amp, and use it to finally announce my arrival to you, via a rap: "knock knock knock I'm here for your cock, open the door or you'll be motherfuckin' blocked!"
Just kidding. If your hotel isn't carded I'll just come up to your room and knock on your door. You'll let me in, and the good times will start from behind that all-important closed door
Q. I'd like to take you out to dinner but I'm worried you'll use foul language
I never swear in public places
Q. Do we have to have sex during our time together?
Not at all.
Essentially I charge for my time, irrespective of what may/may not happen during that time.
Of course due to the nature of my work it's assumed that sexual activity of some description would be taking place, but it certainly doesn't have to happen if you don't want it to.
Do you charge an outcall fee?
The rate you see is what you pay, there are no outcall fees on top, unless you're booking a further afield outcall. I'm about 12-20 mins by car from the CBD depending on traffic, it's no trouble. If I lived outside of the Greater Wellington region, it would make sense to charge an outcall fee, but I'm reasonably close by at this point in time so there's no need.
Q. Any tattoos and/or piercings?
Piercings: I went through an I'M so000O eDgY / I'M jUsT tRyiNg To FiND mYsELf period in my late teens, which involved me wearing a Paul Frank "I love punk" t-shirt with the PF monkey on it, tartan mini skirts adorned with safety pins, and getting my tongue pierced in three different places (piercings all in a line). I'll have you know that spiked dog collar chokers were also involved, one of which was purchased for a whopping $49.95 which is big money for a teenager.
In case all of this isn't lame enough for you, you should also know that I even tried to get into the music of the Sex Pistols, based solely on their amazing graphic designs. Once I actually put on their music though...jeepers...realised it was a bridge too far, and I snapped out of my poser punk phase forthwith.
(I can appreciate that multiple tongue piercings would deliver an out-of-this-world sensation to your rock hard cock, but alas, the tongue piercings are well closed now - it's been over a decade!)
Ears are pierced with two holes in one and five in the other. I usually put studs in a few times a year to check the holes are still open. But typically I don't wear earrings at all. Just not my thing! In fact the only jewellery I wear is my watch, a silver bear ring, and a couple of locally designed onyx cocktail rings. Onyx is soooo my bitch!
Tattoos: Yes, mainly on my right arm
Q. I came across your old Tumblr site and it had your phone number on it tee hee hee :)
Yeah, it has the 027 number that I stopped using in July 2018 :)
As telco's recycle their numbers after a certain amount of time, I imagine you've well and truly been blocked by whoever you've been texting...coz it ain't me. If you had actually booked me since July 2018 you'd know the new number........
Note to readers: When I first started as Gemma I had a free Tumblr site. It served me well for the first few months, before one day I noticed my phone was absolutely dead - checked my website and Tumblr had implemented some login shit whereby only Tumblr members could view my site due to the naughty nature of my services.
I bought a domain and hosting that same day, loaded up Photoshop, and had my new website online a few days later.
Tumblr url: https://gemmarosewellington.tumblr.com
Q. Ever cried in front of a client?
Q. I want to know the real you...you seem more interesting than Gemma.
A. Wtf? If you've spent more than five minutes at my website or met me in person then you already DO know the real me. Gemma IS me, albeit with a different name for privacy/security/stigma reasons. Do you think I'd go to such a great effort on my website just to curate a fake personality in the hopes of money? Never gonna be that desperate, matey.
What you see is what you get - and I've gone to great lengths to try to convey that on my website.
I can't sustain a fake personality, so I don't bother trying.
It's 100% easier + more natural just to be myself.
I'm well aware that I'm not everyone's cup of tea, and that's okay!
Q. Why do you no longer want to see me? I thought we got on so well.
(name removed for privacy), we sure did, until you randomly stuck your finger up my asshole and didn't even apologise after the fact
Q. You come across as so open! Do you keep anything to yourself?
A. Former workplaces and (admittedly useless) degrees hold no relevance in a Gemma Rose context.
Q. What are your fears?
Homelessness, death of loved ones, being on the receiving end of a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, the usual.
Q. What sounds are pleasing to your ear?
Guitar solo in Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb" approx 4:31 in. Pagani Huayra startup and rev. Sounds from the various spool up stages of a RR Trent 900 jet engine. Oh, and the sound of my natural DD tiddies slapping together as I relentlessly ride your (ideally rock hard) D. Chyeaaahhh
Q. Do you like Indian food?
Yes, very much, but alas - Indian food does not like me! Thank god for 3-ply...
Q. How did you get onto The Beatles?
Was wagging school one day and went through my Mum's CD collection. Saw an album called "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", wondered what the heck it was. Had vaguely heard of The Beatles but could only name one member - Ringo Starr - and that was due to his narration of Thomas The Tank Engine, which I had loved as a kid. Listened to the CD and was blown away, and immediately went on a mission to download all their albums off Limewire. No mean feat on a 56k dialup connection. I also made a Yahoo! group for The Beatles, and through it I met other teens around the world who were just as Beatle mad as I was.
Many years later, as Gemma Rose, I was able to afford to see Paul McCartney live in Auckland 2017, as well as going to Abbey Road in London, and doing the Magical Mystery Tour in Liverpool. You guys made this possible for me and that's something I'll never forget.
Q. Do you get asked for natural services often?
A: You know, I actually don't. (Which is great!) Got asked a lot when I first started though.
Q. What is your favourite cocktail?
A: Manhattan, Tanqueray Fizz, Singapore Sling, and Long Island Iced Tea, because I don't fuck around. Actually wait...outcalls are my preference, so...
Q. I see you like your Scotch! Favourite region?
A: Islay through and through
Q. Favourite whiskey?
A: Whiskey would probably be Jack Daniels w/ Coke No Sugar. An easy drink with no analysis needed.
I prefer Scotch whisky above anything else though, especially a smoky, peaty Islay single malt.
For a "trapped in a burning car at a gas station by the seaside" kinda vibe, look no further than Laphroaig 10. Big smoke, big peat. Iodine, subtly sweet. (As always, rhyming unintentional). Full bodied, loud, slightly obnoxious, and fairly accessible due to its reasonable price. If I may be so bold as to say it's the Gemma Rose of scotch whiskies!
If you're into a smoother entry (not referring to my wet pussy in this instance but hey I'll take it), try Ardbeg Uigeadail. Affectionately known as "Oogie" by whisky lovers, Uigeadail is without a doubt the most complex + multi-faceted dram I've enjoyed thus far in my whisky journey. You have the peat and smoke you'd expect from an Islay, but there's a sweet presence as well, which I find more pronounced than the sweetness of Laphroaig 10.
So yeah, Laphroaig 10 and Ardbeg Uigeadail are my favourite single malts.
Q. Favourite gin?
A: I have a soft spot for Bombay Sapphire as it was the first gin I ever tried. Nothing wrong with Gordon's either. My favourite, though, would be The Botanist, from good ol' Islay.
Q. Gin or whisky? You can only choose one.
A: Your questions are really keeping me on my toes and I'm so fuckin' here for it. Whisky
Q. Since you're obsessed with The Beatles, I'm guessing you hate Yoko Ono?
A: I'm not obsessed with The Beatles. They're one of my favourite bands without a doubt, and I'd say I'm a keen fan, but not an obsessive one.
I don't hate Yoko Ono at all. In fact, I have two Ono songs on my exercise playlist..."Walking On Thin Ice" (Pet Shop Boys Extended Dance Mix), and "Everyman Everywoman" (Dave Aude Radio Mix).
The Beatles broke up The Beatles.
Q. Your cat tattoo - is it of one of your cats?
A: The one on my upper arm? Alas - no. This was a strategically coloured cat - I don't have any all black cats, but being a cover up it was for the best to go dark. I have another cat tattoo on the side of my upper leg, just a small one, of one of my cats, Keach. He is smoking a fat doobie and what's more, he's loving every second of it. It's a great tat - can't go wrong with cat tattoos in my opinion! Unless you hate cats and tattoos :)
The funny thing is he actually does get high. There's a brand of health teas, Artemis, who do a "Deep Sleep tea". Valerian, Passionflower, Lemon Balm, etc etc. Cats love valerian root - it provides them with a sense of euphoria. It's also completely safe for them. He sniffs the can and goes nuts - rolling around on the floor and such. When I try to take it away he grips the can with his paws and hisses at me. If another cat tries to get in on the action he'll hiss at them too, and snort, and maybe even attempt to engage in combat. He really cannae handle his high.
Q. I see you are outcall only, but I'm not comfortable giving out my address. Can we meet near my house and walk there together?
A. In my 4 years as an escort I have never been asked this question until now - and boy oh boy, the red flag is strong with this one.
I need to know where I will be located, and I need to know this before the booking is confirmed. No creepiness, no bullshit. Please and thank you
Q. Is it a problem if my child is sleeping in another room at my house while our booking takes place?
A: Well yeah man
Q. Is it a problem if I'm married?
A. No. I'd be out of work if I had a problem seeing married men! Your marital status is of no consequence to me.
Q. I'd like an outcall and I'll be in a hotel. Do I have to tell you my room number before the booking starts?
A: If the hotel is key-card free and I can simply go straight up to your room, I will need the room number so I know where to go. If we are meeting outside the hotel / in the lobby, I don't need the room number as we'll be going through together.
Q. If you tested positive for an STI would you let your recent clients know?
A. That would be an awkward and embarrassing conversation, but yes I would; I'm running a business and have responsibilities to uphold.
Q. Do you play any musical instruments?
A. Alas, no. I wish I were musical but sadly it wasn't meant to be.
Although no one likes a braggart, when it comes to the air guitar, I'm your gal. Just saying...
Q. Why and how did you get into escorting?
Why: because I needed to pay my credit card
How: I googled "Wellington escort agency" and Paradise was the first result. Called Phiona, went in the next day to have a chat, and a week later, on September 25 2013, I hooked for the first time.
Q. Can you remember your first ever transactional encounter?
A. Definitely - a guy known in the industry as "The Candyman", because he would always book the new girl and bring them a box of Cadbury Roses. This was 2013 so Cadbury Roses were still somewhat palatable. He was known to open the box, remove his favourites, and give the remainder to the girl. I was in my mid 20's at the time and he was pushing 80 from the looks - prior to him I'd never had sex with anyone outside of my own age group. Anyway, the booking was fine and the rest as they say is history!
I wonder if he's still around these days? It would be an absolute scream if he was still rocking up at agencies/brothels with his Cadbury Roses, doing his thang. And good on him if he is. I would hope he has upgraded to Whittakers though.
Q. Fellow Led Zep fan here. Which are your favourite songs?
A. All!!!! Not much of an answer, so let me hit you with my top 10 instead, in no particular order:
1. Achilles Last Stand
2. In My Time Of Dying
3. No Quarter
4. Battle of Evermore
5. When The Levee Breaks
7. Stairway To Heaven
8. Down By The Seaside
9. In The Evening
10. Trampled Under Foot
Q. Do you enjoy travelling? Where have you been?
A: Australia countless times, Singapore x2, Malaysia, United Arab Emirates, USA x2, England x2, Scotland.
Q. Member of the mile high club?
A: 1) I can barely fit into the airplane toilet as it is 2) As an adult, I've only travelled alone.
The most "illicit" thing I've done on a plane is vape. Sorry to disappoint!
Q. Got kids?
No, do you?
I'm childfree by choice, have never felt inclined/compelled to have kids
Q. Worst paying job you've ever had?
Gemma Rose: Independent Escort every January + February. Paper round in the early 2000's (was a schoolkid though)
Q. I'd love to show you some of my favourite TV shows, but I'm not sure what sort of TV you like?
Mate, if you have a favourite TV show you'd like to watch with me then it shall be done! It doesn't matter if you feel our tastes don't align.
Anyway, you're asking me what I like, so.... (drum roll please, Ringo)
TV shows I enjoy/have enjoyed include Coronation Street, The Crown, Coronation Street, Downton Abbey, Home and Away (yeah yeah), The OC, Coronation Street, You, Eastenders, Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, Coronation Street, Bad Girls, Footballer's Wives, The Handmaid's Tale, Gilmore Girls, Coronation Street (not sure if I've mentioned that already?), Dark, Pretty Little Liars, Wentworth and many others. Also Coronation Street as I feel I've left that out.
I'm sure my taste in TV has given you the stitch - once you've stopped laughing you'll have to let me know what you like! I'm always up for watching new things.
Q. How about movies?
Too many, too many. Anything starring Bette Davis or Clint Eastwood. My favourite Bette Davis movies would be Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, In This Our Life, Now Voyager, All About Eve, Jezebel. My favourite Clint Eastwood movies include The Good The Bad and The Ugly trilogy, the Dirty Harry series, Gran Torino, Play Misty For Me, The Outlaw Josey Wales....so many, dude, so many.
Other favourite movies include The Shawshank Redemption, Poltergeist 1+2, It (original), Friday 13th series, A Nightmare on Elm Street series, Schindler's List, Ghost World, The Virgin Suicides, The Green Mile, Kevin and Perry Go Large, Final Destination series, The Rain Man, Stepbrothers, The Fast series, The Pianist, honestly I could be here all day! Too many. I'm pretty easy with movies although I'm generally not a fan of romance/romcom/chick flicks.
Q. Are you a native Wellingtonian?
Not at all, my honey. I'm from the mighty Manawatu, by way of Glasgow Scotland. The Manawatu is where I consider home to be. I don't plan on being in Wellington forever.
Q. Don't you like cider anymore. You used to mention it all the time and now you don't.
Hahaha, seems like I've finally been called out on this!
I rode the cider train for well over a year and then lockdown hit, and cider was one of the many things I decided to ditch. Now I don't really care for it anymore...I mean, hell, I'll drink it, it'd be rude not to, but I have gone back to my old favourite drink of choice - gin - or a single malt Scotch whisky if I'm feeling like a baller. No blending, no ice, no bullshit.
Q. So are you saying you're expecting to be offered Scotch whisky in bookings?!
Gosh no! Not at all! I'll have whatever you are having, whether that's water, tea, Coke, Sprite, beer, gin, whiskey, whisky, whatever, and again - only if you are having something.
Scotch whisky is a cut above and it is not expected at all.
Q. Are you into Shakespeare? I have a hunch that you are!
You do? Sorry matey, no, I just can't vibe with the bard.